Ludwig The Retard

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Once upon a time there existed a yellow rubber bath-tub duck named Ludwig. Ludwig was different from other yellow rubber bath-tub ducks. Ludwig quacked instead of squeaking when being squeezed. Every time Ludwig quacked the other ducks would laugh at him.

One day, he was walking down the street. He quacked his way through. He would quack everywhere. While he watches a movie, while he eats cereal, while he takes a crap, and while he gives birth. He was always on a roll.

Another day, he was walking down the street. It was dark. Ludwig knew he should never go out alone during the night-time because he might get raped. Suddenly, he spotted a bright rainbow next to a quiet cliff towards which he ran. There was a pot of pop-corn at the end of the rainbow. Little did poor Ludwig know, the evil elves at the end of the rainbow had set up the pop-corn pot as a trap. After Ludwig was done noming a cage fell upon his head and he had to go through the eleven dance struggle.

THEN, the device arrives! The parameter of the device produces the curtain after the roundabout science. The evil elves turned it on and a huge computer screen spawned on which they calculated Ludwig's mass inside a comic timetable that reflects the celebrated grass.

They killed Ludwig and clipped powder speculates on top of his delicious worth in order to eliminate retarded yellow rubber bath-tub ducks that quack instead of squeak from the world.

THE END